Pimple

Juan D.: so I got a pimple this morning and instead of pimple cream... i straight used tiger balm. that shit is hella menthol

Raych: hahah

Juan D.: i want it to burn and dry like there's no tomorrow

Raych: en fuego

Juan D.: gyes

Raych: hahaha

Drive

Juan D.: how can you drive and type at the same time...NOT SAFE

Raych: Y bcuz i'm me

Raych: Mad skillz

Juan D.: shit, i get retarded when i try to do that on my iphone

Raych: Take some practice 2 b like me

Raych: =)

Juan D.: yeah true. gotta get some gay balls